Deep Thoughts

tabs having deep thoughts

Sometimes I wonder how long I’ll be able to sustain this lavish lifestyle. Sure, staying up all night and partying like a rock star has its perks. I have what most cats would kill for: girls (well, one girl), an endless supply of gravy and a *really* silky coat.

I love the night life. I love to boogie. But now and again I wonder — what if I were just a lap cat? It seems like such a relaxing life.

Perhaps in a few years I’ll settle down…

For now, I’ll just keep doing what I do best: being a sexy mutha trucka. I’m a playa. It’s what I was born to do, and I must fulfill my destiny.


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20 Responses to Deep Thoughts

  1. Crystal says:

    Hello Handsome! I look forward to reading more about your exciting life and unique views of the world!

    Just to little comment…
    I *love* your cameos in Karen’s beauty blog! Such charisma!! :)

  2. Princess Lily says:

    Hi, Handsome!

    It’s about time you got your own blog! I’ve been waiting too long for a site that adequately addresses the trials and tribulations of felines in a human-centric world! Party on, playa!

  3. Tabs says:

    Hellooo Crystal,

    Hey lady! I am glad to have you here. :)

    I kept begging Karen to let me write more posts on her blog but nooooo. She claimed my cat paws couldn’t type on a QWERTY keyboard. Ha! I showed her!

  4. Tabs says:

    What up P. Lily!

    It’s getting hard out here for cat pimps. I think if we all band together the feline revolution is inevitable, though!

    Good to see you here, and I look forward to getting to know you. *winks*

  5. Michelle says:

    Tabs you are such a handsome boy! I bet you’d get along with my handsome kitty, Mystery. He’s big like you but he’s all orange. Congratulations on you new blog! :)

    • Tabs says:

      Hey there Michelle,

      Mystery sounds like my kind of cat. Us big, handsome dudes gotta stick together, you know.

      We can’t help it if we’ve got more love to give to the ladies! 😉

      How long have you been his “assistant”?

  6. Gina says:

    haha this is too funny!

  7. Diva says:

    Tabs congratulations on your new site

    I had a great time with you in NY and I really hope you don’t succumb to being a lap cat being adventurous I just so much more well adventurous I can’t wait to read more of your posts! My assistant doesn’t know I know her iPhone password !! Little does she know I read Karens posts all the time to find you !!

    • Tabs says:

      Hi Diva,

      Girl, we need to get our assistants to step it up. Karen’s be slacking and hasn’t been very attentive in the gravy-providing department.

      Oh, and speaking of iPhones, I text on Karen’s all the time, ha ha ha!

  8. Juanita says:

    Tabs, will you do an obligatory “Sundays with Karen”? Or does every lazy day seem to blend into another?

    I love the idea of the blog!

    • Tabs says:

      What’s Up Juanita,

      My days and nights are filled with a flurry of activity. Right now I’m about to head to the spa for a deep tissue massage and a coat grooming session. Later on today I plan on taking a seriously long nap, and then perhaps raising hell amongst the humans by biting their pant legs.

      Sundays… hmm, if Karen is lucky I will allow her to make an appearance on this site!

  9. Michelle says:

    He chose me as his assistant, oh I’d say maybe late last summer. We think he’ll be turning one this spring. This is him a few weeks after he hired me on:

    • Tabs says:

      Hiya Michelle,

      Mystery is one good-looking striped beast. If he ever needs a wingman let him know that I’m available. Of course, I’ll have to check my iPhone to make sure I have no scheduling conflicts, but I will make time to go Tom catting for hotties!

  10. Alexandra says:

    Love the new blog tabs.Keep up the good work.
    My cat gannet says you need to branch out and get a myspace page for all your fans.

    • Tabs says:

      Hey there Alexandra (and Gannet),

      That’s a good idea. I will ask my secretary to make that her top priority!

      So, how long have you and Gannet been together?

  11. rie says:

    Tabs – I read Karen’s Makeup and Beauty Blog just for you….about time you got your own site. (Ok, I like Karen’s stuff too – but Tabs is The Cat)

  12. Tina B. says:

    I love you Tabs! You are so gorgeous and I have a big crush on you!

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