Thank you, my dear. I am glad to bring a smile to your day. Now, I must return to cleaning my coat … my work is never done.

Girl, we need to get our assistants to step it up. Karen’s be slacking and hasn’t been very attentive in the gravy-providing department.

Oh, and speaking of iPhones, I text on Karen’s all the time, ha ha ha!

My days and nights are filled with a flurry of activity. Right now I’m about to head to the spa for a deep tissue massage and a coat grooming session. Later on today I plan on taking a seriously long nap, and then perhaps raising hell amongst the humans by biting their pant legs.

Sundays… hmm, if Karen is lucky I will allow her to make an appearance on this site!

Mystery is one good-looking striped beast. If he ever needs a wingman let him know that I’m available. Of course, I’ll have to check my iPhone to make sure I have no scheduling conflicts, but I will make time to go Tom catting for hotties!

That’s a good idea. I will ask my secretary to make that her top priority!

So, how long have you and Gannet been together?

I think it’s about time that I made my bid for world domination. Will you be there with me? I hope so!

I have a crush on you as well. Here, take a kitty purr or two.

*purrrrs*