My secretary, Karen, goes on and on about how she needs more fiber in her diet, and frankly, I’m tired of hearing it.
Good thing I found the perfect solution for her at New York Fashion Week. I went to the Isaac Mizrahi runway show and spotted several models wearing tote bag hats.
Perfect for storing fruit, beans or Metamucil, yes?
Normally I’d rate this look as TOTALLY FUG, but alas, sometimes function trumps form.
Much love to my fiber-challenged homies,
Tabs
February 20th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Hey Tabs! Love the new site!! I’ll def be keeping up with ya party lifestyle by reading your posts
February 20th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
It’s about time the party got started with your own blog, playboy. ;D My two girl kitties are going to be thrilled to see what you’re up to.
We’ll definitely be keeping up with your blog!
February 20th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
What’s up, Shefali! You know I’ll keep you up with what’s crackalackin’ in the fashion biz!
My assistant (Karen) tells me you are a dog person — that’s cool. I hope to acquire several canines to guard my future mansion/palace/compound.
February 20th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Heya Marlo,
You know the ladies love cool Tabs.
I look forward to getting to know you and your kitties (they sound hot). Stay cool, baby!
February 21st, 2009 at 7:10 am
Hello Tabs!
I think you’re one of the coolest cats in the world and its great that you have your own website. Did you get my fanmail “An Ode to Tabs?”
February 21st, 2009 at 7:29 am
Wasn’t ny fun you should visit me more!!
Imagine our hotness together !!
Keep on keeping on LL Cool Tabs !! Love ya
February 21st, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Hey Diva,
I want a cat with extensions in her hair; bamboo earrings, at least two pair. A Fendi bag with a bad attitude…
That’s all I need to get me in a good mood.
–LL Cool T
P.S. When are you visiting SF? We can go and walk across the Golden Gate together.
February 21st, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Hello Tekoa,
I did! I thank you for your gift of poetry.
Give Luna my regards!